Friday, August 31, 2007
"If I knew anybody who owned a monkey, you think I'd be here right now?" --Steve
"I almost made this work last the whole day." --Sprogway
Thursday, August 30, 2007
1) "F all of you!" --Azar
2) "That would take a loooong time." --Sprogway
2) "That would take a loooong time." --Sprogway
"I know what our final Jeopardy will be--you." --Steve to Sprogway
"Tennessee Tuxedo was gay?" --Sprogway
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
"I think if Sprogway kills anybody today he should pay 50 cents." --Bill
"There are kids in Africa able to eat because of me." --Bill
"In the words of Lee Jetski..." --Bill
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
"I stole a dead guy's mattress." --Sprogway
"I like tartar sauce, but I don't like fish, so I don't have anything to put it on. Its very frustrating." --Doug
"She's got a T-Mobile girl, she's got a T-Mobile guy, she may even have a T-Mobile trannie." --Bill
"What's the time? It's time to get Bill." --Sprogway
"Well, its a Monday night, and in Cleveland...there's...a lot..to do...?" --Sprogway
"Here's a man who's avoided legal entanglements throughout his career--Mike McCann." --Richard Neer
Monday, August 27, 2007
"This is what it sounds like, when Sprogs cry." --Doug
"Straight out of J.H., a crazy mothafucker named Sprogway." --Sprogway
Friday, August 24, 2007
"I never noticed it before, but Sprogway's desk is really awful. There's a half empty bottle of Tobasco next to an empty water glass. I'm surprised there aren't 30 cats running around under there." --Terry
"My load's been lightened. I lighten my load." --Sal
"Once you kill us all you'll leave without saying goodbye to anybody." --Steve to Sprogway
Thursday, August 23, 2007
"Distant Early Silar." --Sprogway
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
"I take a vacation to get away from conversations like this." --Sprogway
1) "What is it about the word no that you don't understand?" --Steve
2) "I've never had a man say that to me before." --Sprogway
2) "I've never had a man say that to me before." --Sprogway
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
"Jello gave me the idea for my 90s franchise chain -- The Pudding Palace." --Ira
Monday, August 20, 2007
1) "Big League Chew and the Monkey Flavored Jelly Beans." --Sprogway
2) "I remember that album." --Doug
2) "I remember that album." --Doug
1) "I picture myself as a rhesus monkey." --Sprogway
2) "That's ironic, since you don't like peanut butter." --Steve
2) "That's ironic, since you don't like peanut butter." --Steve
"Frankie Avalon was cool. And he looks good, real good." --Sal
Friday, August 17, 2007
"I just wanna come back looking black. I wanna come back looking real Mexican." --Elle
Thursday, August 16, 2007
"These are your last fucks for the week from me." --Lee to Elle
"Last time I went home, I told my sister I wanted to get drunk and play with her daughter." -- Bill
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
"I dated a woman who was legally blind." --Sprogway
"Well I'm not fucking Andrew, am I?" --Ira
"Ira makes me feel good." --Bill
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
1) "When I look at him I think of my friend Deborah's iguana." --Sprogway
2) "Wasn't that a Primus song--'Deborah's Got a Big Ol' Iguana.'" --Doug
2) "Wasn't that a Primus song--'Deborah's Got a Big Ol' Iguana.'" --Doug
"Its like blaming Alexander Graham Bell for call waiting." --Costas
1) "That sounds very Fleetwood Mac-y." --Doug
2) "Cause it is Fleetwood Mac." --Sprogway
2) "Cause it is Fleetwood Mac." --Sprogway
Monday, August 06, 2007
1) "Here's our has-been picture of the week" --McCann
2) "What is it, a mirror?" --Bill
2) "What is it, a mirror?" --Bill
Friday, August 03, 2007
"He's King Koopa and I'm Mario." --Terry on McCann
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
1) "Fuck Sal." --Sprogway
2) "Yeah, fuck Sal--right Lee?" --Steve
3) "Fuck...what?" --Lee
2) "Yeah, fuck Sal--right Lee?" --Steve
3) "Fuck...what?" --Lee
