Monday, October 29, 2007
"He was a fucking dick. Whatever." --Sara
Thursday, October 25, 2007
"Anyone who has hair that looks like the Flatiron building is an asshole." --Sprogway
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
"I wanted to buy a noose online, but I couldn't find one." --Sal
"They make me feel better, but they make me function more poorly as a member of our society." --Sprogway, on the drugs for his back pain
Monday, October 22, 2007
"...and that reminded me of Annie, as many things do." --Sprogway
"I'm burning a CD for a friend who's on her deathbed that's given me power of attorney." --Sprogway
Friday, October 12, 2007
"I've been reading too many books lately." --Sprogway
Thursday, October 11, 2007
"Steve, can you psychoanalyze me for a minute?" --Sprogway
"I'm gonna have such a build up of apple in my colon." --Doug
"I need a passion. I have no passions." --Sal
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
"There's a difference between a date and Steve Reynolds." --Sprogway
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
"I function on much more adult level when I'm around other people." --Sprogway
Monday, October 08, 2007
"I've been in New York 20 years, I've been around." --Sprogway
Friday, October 05, 2007
"I prefer the performance art that is my life." --Sprogway
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
1) "I'm a blonde, from the bottle." --Donna
2)"I'm a drunk, from the bottle." --Sprogway
2)"I'm a drunk, from the bottle." --Sprogway
"I like David Lee Roth. I'd go see David Lee Roth in Fiddler on the Roof." --Sprogway
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
1) "I don't like gravy." --Steve
2)" You look like the kind of guy who would bathe in gravy." --Sprogway
2)" You look like the kind of guy who would bathe in gravy." --Sprogway
Monday, October 01, 2007
1) "So what disease is Lee going to bring back from Vietnam?" --Doug
2) "Ho Chi Minhingitis or Saigonorrhea." --Sprogway
2) "Ho Chi Minhingitis or Saigonorrhea." --Sprogway
