Monday, June 30, 2008
"I like the concept of a squirting cracker." --Sprogway
"I'm a member of jews for Jeezy" -- Lee
Thursday, June 26, 2008
"You're the one who likes Walker, Texas Ranger, right?" --McCann
"It scares my wife that I can impersonate a homosexual so well" -- Azar
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
1) "My friend Barbara..." --Sprogway
2) "Hello....what did you say?" --Doug
2) "Hello....what did you say?" --Doug
"Vicks VapoRoll." --Sprogway
"That guy is so going to get raped in prison." --Doug
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
"I was Finland's Kurt Loder or something." --Sprogway
"I've seen Chubby put it on." --McCann
"The bigger the band, the lower the shirt." --Doug
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
"Every story I write puts a dagger through my heart." --Steve
Friday, June 13, 2008
"Live in the Den With Little Tigger." --Sprogway on Chris bringing in his daughter
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
1) "There's a bar in Brooklyn where you can bring your own meat." --Lee
2) "There are plenty of bars in Brooklyn where I've brought my own meat....Thank you, I'll be here all week, try my veal." --Steve
2) "There are plenty of bars in Brooklyn where I've brought my own meat....Thank you, I'll be here all week, try my veal." --Steve
"This city is lousy with pregnant women!" --Ira
